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Dan Gury & The Dyna Dukes: Bio

I don't know.  What the hell do you put in a BIO.  OVER EXEMPLIFY the boring, drap events that took place in the past?  I mean, how many times can I tell you that I wrote "Pennsylvania Hills"?  Holy c..., did I mention that the accordion music on the initial Plymouth Neon commercial was performed by ME?  Wouldn't that be tooting my horn?  I don't enjoy doing that.  I just like to do stuff and if you enjoy it, great.  And if you don't, don't let me know 'cause I'll probably jump off a bridge.  Oh, and can I mention that the polka "With This Ring" on John Gora's grammy nominated CD was one of my originals?  Geez...there I go again.  If you happen to read this junk up to this point, it probably will be gone tomorrow, 'cause I'll be in a different mood.  (more to follow....maybe)